According to the Potomac News/Journal Messenger, there was an attempted robbery at a local store where one of the thieves was wielding a pair of scissors, but luckily for the business owner, she was armed with a handgun. Ergo handgun beats scissors.
One of the would-be robbers immediately ran out of the store, located on PR Business Center Drive. A second robber, who wielded the scissors, tried to run out of the store but tripped on a clothes rack and fell. He finally crawled out the front door.
And the second rule the robber forgot? - Don’t run with scissors in your hand.
SPRINGFIELD | The wife of a founder of the Ozarks Minutemen has
pleaded guilty to lying about being raped and shot by three Hispanic
men.
Angela D. Wilburn, 44, appeared in Greene County Associate Circuit
Court on Tuesday and pleaded guilty to making a false report, a class
B misdemeanor. Wilburn is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 3. She could
face up to six months in prison and a $500 fine.
Wilburn is the wife of Brian Wilburn, who helped form the Ozarks
Minutemen. She was charged with the crime in December, after calling
911 reporting someone had shot her.
Angela Wilburn told investigators that three Hispanic men broke into
her mobile home and that one of the men sexually assaulted her in the
hallway, then shot her in the knee with a handgun.
She soon retracted her story and said she heard a noise, and grabbed
her husband’s gun. She told police the gun went off as she reached for
a flashlight.
By the time Angela Wilburn made the admission, Greene County deputies
had already spent more than 100 man-hours investigating the fictitious
attack.
The sheriff’s department said in December it would seek restitution
from Angela Wilburn for the wasted time. Such repayment could be part
of her sentence, said Greene County Chief Deputy Jim Arnott.
Let me just say there’s just way to many ‘anti’s in there.
But thanks to DailyWhackJob for the promo, there’s the old saying that there’s no such thing as bad publicity. And let me just say, if the gig with antibvbl.net doesn’t work out, there’s always antidailywackjob.com. Second announcement, proud to say, Friday is day 14 and there’s no blogroll. Hang me high, folks. (Not literally for any of you nutcases out there.) On a personal note, it’s been next to impossible for me to create this blogroll because I have to change locations and disguises every few hours to avoid detection by the HSM ‘Special Ops’ Team. So please cut me some slack, its not easy to keep connected to the blog while attempting to avoid discovery by a recognizance team.
Honestly, hopefully people can appreciate what a blast this is. If I could only get paid for this, then it would be the perfect job. Can anyone fill me in on any possiblities of this happening? In the meantime, it’s just a labor of love. Love to know that instead of me wasting my time reading ‘the other’ blog that now they have to spend their time reading this one. :) Thanks to everyone for making this such a success in such a short time period. Now feel free to comment!
